An amalgamation of things I find amusing 'till I get my shit together and make this into an actual blog
Nothing posted here is mine except if stated otherwise.
My icon was drawn by my friend Lily.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
WHAT’S UP INTERNET
If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.
Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
Rules:
- Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
- Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
- If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
- I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.
The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
SORRY GUYS HERE’S SOME MORE JOJOS.
Johnny Joestar - silencedrowns
Hot Pants - me
Photography by Cliff NordmanI’M SORRY MY FACE WAS BEING SO TERRIBLE ;_; it was so angry at me that even spackle would not have done enough
but i am SO GLAD i got to take some pictures with you!!!
chyo:
my 2nd Give-away! this time around its Fire Emblem Awakening Buttons! Winner gets ALL playable chara buttons (minus spotpass charas. chara list here) so thats a total of 42 + 2 avatar buttons!! and the buttons are made where you can mix&match your otp ´ ▽ ` )
to enter, all you have to do is reblog and trust me with your address. i’ll ship anywhere! winner will be notified via ask box so have that enabled!!
give-away ends May 27! good luck!!
and for those interested in buying one, two, or a few of these,
i’ll be at Fanime Artist Alley Table # 197! \(⊙ ▽ ~ )/*: ･ﾟ✧
security guards
(Source: djslaughtertite)
so much fast
Awaken my mean girls.
when i was little i used to think that ankles were called nipples so whenever i fell and hurt my foot i would start crying and saying that my nipples hurt and my parents didnt correct me for years because they thought it was fucking hilarious
(Source: wrecklessmediahipster)
It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.
You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.
But in real life, you can’t avoid doing things. We have to earn a living, do our taxes, have difficult conversations sometimes. Human life requires confronting uncertainty and risk, so pressure mounts. Procrastination gives a person a temporary hit of relief from this pressure of “having to do” things, which is a self-rewarding behavior. So it continues and becomes the normal way to respond to these pressures.
Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them. Their older siblings may have been high achievers, leaving big shoes to fill, or their parents may have had neurotic and inhuman expectations of their own, or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.
David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)
This totally justifies every excuse I’ve been giving myself from not doing that thing I’m supposed to do.
(via aaronmoles)
So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.This was about 823742 times better than I thought it would be
This is literally the best thing I’ve seen
Dear god, I’m crying.
this is the best video ever.
If you don’t think Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the most bat shit-insane story of all time then your wrong.
I’m at the point were the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire is investigating a 14 year old girl who is trying to rip Jesus’s heart out of the president of the United state’s body by seducing his lesbian wife.
I’m not gonna lie, this absolutely makes me want to watch this and I’m going to look it up tonight.
Full disclosure this is a long way in and it will take the anime quite a while to get to this point. Don’t get me wrong everything up to this is just as glorious, beautiful, and ludicrous, just don’t go reading part 1 expecting dinosaurs just yet.
If you don’t think Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is the most bat shit-insane story of all time then your wrong.
I’m at the point were the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British vampire is investigating a 14 year old girl who is trying to rip Jesus’s heart out of the president of the United State’s body by seducing his lesbian wife.
